Twelve or Fifteen Top 10 Dumbest Quotes Ever

Here are 12 or 15 of the dumbest quotes ever, but you might not think so, so that’s why, even though they made a top ten list, I was a little vague. Enjoy!

dumbest quotes ever


“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.” ~ Yogi Berra


“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” ~ Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President


“You guys, line up alphabetically by height.” ~ Bill Peterson, football coach


“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.” ~ Greg Norman, golfer


“And now the sequence of events in no particular order.” ~ Dan Rather, news anchor


“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” ~ Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst


“They misunderestimated me.” ~ Former President George Bush


“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious”
~ Alan Minter


“I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.” ~ President, Barack Obama


“I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.” ~ P.J. O’Rourke


“Fear was absolutely necessary. Without it, I would have been scared to death.”
~ Floyd Patterson, former heavyweight boxing champion


“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood…NOBODY!!” ~ White Goodman, Dodgeball


“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” ~ Britney Spears


“Always root for the winner. That way you won’t be disappointed.” ~ Tug McGraw


“I ain’t gonna be no escape-goat!” ~ Karl Malone.


Question: What is your favorite dumb quote? Feel free to be stupid.

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