Here are 12 or 15 of the dumbest quotes ever, but you might not think so, so that’s why, even though they made a top ten list, I was a little vague. Enjoy!
“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.” ~ Yogi Berra
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” ~ Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
“You guys, line up alphabetically by height.” ~ Bill Peterson, football coach
“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.” ~ Greg Norman, golfer
“And now the sequence of events in no particular order.” ~ Dan Rather, news anchor
“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” ~ Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst
“They misunderestimated me.” ~ Former President George Bush
“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious”
~ Alan Minter
“I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.” ~ President, Barack Obama
“I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.” ~ P.J. O’Rourke
“Fear was absolutely necessary. Without it, I would have been scared to death.”
~ Floyd Patterson, former heavyweight boxing champion
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood…NOBODY!!” ~ White Goodman, Dodgeball
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” ~ Britney Spears
“Always root for the winner. That way you won’t be disappointed.” ~ Tug McGraw
“I ain’t gonna be no escape-goat!” ~ Karl Malone.
Question: What is your favorite dumb quote? Feel free to be stupid.
